Order or Ignore Internet Browsing Edition #4


Hostess Twinkie Dessert Kit
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They have pudding snacks already out like this. Layered pudding snacks exist instead of taking the time to make this. There is nothing special that you would need to buy this. I can imagine this just tasting like plain vanilla and maybe French vanilla. This is an uninspired release.




Red Robin Zita’s Chicky ‘Cado Burger
$12.59
grilled chicken breast topped with fried avocado, guacamole, jalapeƱo ranch, Provolone cheese, mayo, red onions, and shredded romaine
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Two forms of avocado are rare! I don’t think I have ever seen that or fried avocado on a sandwich before. I also like to see two different condiments on a sandwich. If a fried chicken substitution was available, I think I would do that, but that’s a personal preference. My minor complaint is that provolone is really boring cheese. I would like to see some sort of cheddar cheese.

Matchbox Jumbo Fried Shrimp
Jumbo fried shrimp, old bay fries and coleslaw. Served with cocktail sauce
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Although I enjoy their pizzas, it’s nice to have some other options that aren’t just a steak. I appreciate the jumbo because popcorn can be over fried and taste super greasy. I would order a different sauce and side but that’s a personal preference. The grilled lemon looks interesting, wonder if that makes a difference.


Hostess Mermaid Cupcakes
2.97
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There is no new flavor. Not even extra flavor. The frosting is a different color and the cake has some specks. We couldn’t get anything new? A tropical or berry frosting? A new cake flavor? I would not get these; I want to see more creativity from the brand. Another lame release.

Icee Mermaid
Strawberry, raspberry, and blueberry
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I know this seems kind of boring but it’s not like ICEE has new flavors that often. I enjoy blue raspberry so this should be good. I have never had a bad ICEE flavor plus I think this makes sense for a mermaid drink. There may be some sprinkles or something on top but that wouldn’t stop me.

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