Order or Ignore Internet Edition #6

Ben and Jerry’s Cookie Dough Chunks
Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip, Chocolate Chip, and Vegan Chocolate Chip.
Price Unknown
This is such an easy buy. Also, more convenient than the edible cookie dough in a jar. I like cookie dough and I like Ben and Jerrys. If I have to get them from a random site I will. If giant or Walmart grocery starts carrying these, I’ll get it there.

Devour Breakfast Bowls
Double Sausage and Bacon with tots, Steak and eggs with gravy, Biscuits, bacon and gravy, Spicy Chorizo Bacon Hash
$3.39 at Target
All of these looks good. I am not familiar with this brand but I think I would try these if I was looking for a quick breakfast option. Usually, I got for the Jimmy Dean ones but these Devour ones have so much flavor going on. All of them look good. I like seeing more meat and more gravy. The queso is new to me, for frozen breakfast foods. If I had to pick one to try first, it would be the spicy chorizo.

Hershey Milk Chocolate Emoji Bars
0.99 for standard size bar
This is a new idea? Emojis on a candy bar? This is the first change they have made in their history. I thought we moved on from emoji everything a few years ago, especially after that terrible emoji movie. In the article I found this from, apparently, parents picked the emojis to encourage conversation. I am not a parent but it seems like a stretch. Do you only give a piece of chocolate to your child after you’re satisfied with an answer? Is using chocolate healthy to get your kids to talk? This is a miss.

Caribou Coffee Cold Press Shanty
Cold Press coffee mixed with lemonade and served over ice.
Price Unknown
This sounds very unpleasant and that’s putting it mildly. Coffee and lemon don’t go together. I just don’t understand this mix. None of their new summer releases interest me but this is really something I wouldn’t try, not even a sample.

Outback Steakhouse Bloomin Fried Chicken
boneless chicken breast battered in Outback Original Bloomin’ Onion seasoning, deep-fried and drizzled with the chain’s spicy signature bloom sauce
Finally, a new chicken option. I like the bloomin onion so this should be good. As long as it isn’t over fried. I would get sauce on the side as well because a drizzle isn’t enough. It would be interesting to see a meal of fried chicken (thighs, wings, breast) with this concept as well.